Thursday 3 December 2020

An Invisible Man in the Sky

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
George Carlin
Tell people there's an invisible consciousness in peoples' bodies who created iphones and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
Ian Wardell

1 comment:

Clinesteron Beademungen said...

Possibly they have more evidence about the 'invisible consciousness' than about the wetness of the paint. Also, it's much easier to test the paint.

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